D3 body, D1 cock
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Green mimosas i think yes
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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