Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
is wine microwaveable?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
