I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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