We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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