I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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