8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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