I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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