who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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