so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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