no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize