Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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