And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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