No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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