i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got chris browned last night
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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