Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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