If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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