Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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