are you still at the devil's house?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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