it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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