There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He did a backflip because drugs
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