You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
