Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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