We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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