i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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