fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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