did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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