Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I have post one night stand depression
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