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Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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