i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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