Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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