i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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