It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize