Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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