I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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