Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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