That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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