We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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