i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
did i just pee glitter
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