Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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