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(512): View more from Texas

The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?

(319): View more from Iowa

Yes. For all mankind please do.

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(636): View more from Missouri

His pubic hair was longer than his dick

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life

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(845): View more from New York

Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.

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(916): View more from California

It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.

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