Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So much rum. So many feels.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize