Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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