was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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