he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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