Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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