Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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