Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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