Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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