she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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