Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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