You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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