he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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