are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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